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2012 Christmas Wishes – Baseball Style

As 2012 comes to an end, we are in the midst of the holiday season.  Hanukkah has ended and Christmas is tomorrow.  The New Year is right around the corner.  People are preparing their last minute shopping lists while some are doing some last-minute changes to their wish list.  Here are some of those wish lists:

Nick Swisher – A chance to show off in the postseason…in Cleveland

Brian Cashman (Yankees GM) – Someone who wants Curtis Granderson and his $15 million contract

Jerry DiPoto (Angels GM) – Someone who wants Vernon Wells and his $42 million contact

Miami Marlins fans – A major league team to cheer for

Jeffrey Loria (Marlins owner) – Extra security at home games

Michael Young – Only playing one position with his new team

Jeff Bagwell – An additional 19% (I hear Craig Biggio had this on his list for his Killer “B” friend also)

Sandy Alderson (Mets GM) – Someone, anyone to sign as a free agent in Queens, New York

Carl Pavano – A second chance in New York, but not with the Yankees

Ned Colletti (Dodgers GM) – Outspend those guys in Anaheim

Tim Lincecum – Sunscreen for the back of his neck

Mike Piazza – Mets or Dodgers, must decide which cap fits best

John Farrell (Red Sox manager) – Tranquility in the clubhouse

Blue Jays fans – Hoping Las Vegas oddsmakers are correct

Carlton Fisk – Someone to find his near $1 million coin collection stolen from his house (you thought I was going a DUI comment here…didn’t you)

Adam Greenberg – All wishes crossed off lust, signed by the Baltimore Orioles

San Jose, California – The A’s to move there in five years

Oakland, California – The A’s to stay there after five more years

Ryan Braun and Kevin Youkilis – Wishes answered during Hanukkah

Alex Rodriguez – Some many lists, such a short amount of time

Rafael Soriano – A new place to “untuck” without being overshadowed by #42

R.A. Dickey – Finding places in Canada to spend his millions, that is after the 18.97% tax in Ontario and the 29% tax in Canada (yes, Canadians are taxed nearly 50%!)

The Sporting News – Prosperity online (after 126 years, they can have a wish also)

Stephen Strasburg – Innings, innings, innings

Phillies Training Staff – No visits from Ryan Howard, Roy Halladay and Chase Utley

 

And to all of you, I wish all of you a very Happy and Healthy New Year.  My deepest sympathies go out to the friends and family of former major leaguer, Ryan Freel.  May none of us ever deal with personal tragedy and may we never, ever have to ask the question, “How could this happen?” once again.

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